darkness-matters:

Parent: What does a cow say?

Baby: Moo!

Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?

Baby: Meow!

Parent: Great job! Now, what does a dog say?

Baby: *deep voice* Aoba

andhereicome:

ok im finally posting it READ IT AND LEARN ABOUT THESE LIFE RUINERS

andrewfreakingrannells:

This is the best and most accurate description of Dr. Madden from Next To Normal.

simplyfx:

Haikyuu + Dorky reactions~

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen)

tennants-hair:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

terezidactyl:

shubbabang:

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I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

tipsymaple:

i think your favourite boy from ouran high school host club says a lot about you

newsies appreciation week » day 2 

this is for kids shining shoes on the street
with no shoes on their feet everyday
this is for guys sweating blood in the shops
while their bosses and cops look away